Not Your Average Joe
Who needs 2,500,000,000,000 tons of antimatter to destroy the planet Earth when you have coffee?
While it would take the LHC hundreds of years to produce that amount of the most explosive substance possible, this 12oz cup I made in under five minutes might be just as powerful.
If I make a mistake with the cinnamon, the release of energy would be so great, Earth would become a second asteroid belt around the Sun.
I hope they name it after me.
I should also note that I have erred in all 26 dimensions in the known universe. Good luck escaping a worse fate.
Tiny Mercury Had Huge Volcanic Eruptions
Our solar system's smallest planet has seen an enormous amount of volcanic activity, according to scientists studying information from the latest Mercury flyby.
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/10/081029-mercury-volcanoes.html
First Photos of Planets Around Other Stars
Astronomers have taken what they say are the first-ever direct images of planets outside of our solar system, including a visible-light snapshot of a single-planet system and an infrared picture of a multiple-planet system.
http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/081113-hubble-exoplanet.html