Part III: Down with KOMPLEX!
Part II: I’m Batman
I’m the goddamn Batman.
Echoes of My Youth: Part I
I’ve stumbled on a cache of pictures either I never knew existed or thought destroyed. After a call from my sister and a couple of hours sifting through hundreds of pictures, I’ve found some real gems of my past.
Some are absolutely hilarious, while others are absolutely embarrassing. Click on the pictures to embiggen them. This is going to be fun. I think.
I died a little inside.
Not Your Average Joe
Who needs 2,500,000,000,000 tons of antimatter to destroy the planet Earth when you have coffee?
While it would take the LHC hundreds of years to produce that amount of the most explosive substance possible, this 12oz cup I made in under five minutes might be just as powerful.
If I make a mistake with the cinnamon, the release of energy would be so great, Earth would become a second asteroid belt around the Sun.
I hope they name it after me.
I should also note that I have erred in all 26 dimensions in the known universe. Good luck escaping a worse fate.
Statistics for the Worker Bee
I was curious about what percentages of our life are spent doing what over long periods of time, such as a career that we might have for most of our life. That and I’m bored.
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Days of the Blue
I always wondered when I would run into a random BSoD. A truly unexpected blue screen of death, especially when you don’t think that the place is running on Windows.
In this case, it was an aquarium. The Shedd Aquarium in Chicago. I took a few photos, but there was no flash photography allowed. These had a touch screen interface that allowed you to touch a picture of the fish in the tank for more information.
I hope the automated systems that keep these fish alive aren’t using Windows.
The people around me did not understand why I was taking pictures.
Why You Should Never Try to Steal a Law Student’s Laptop
A thief learned the mistake of trying to steal a law student’s laptop last week after after becoming a punching bag for an Arizona State student he tried to rip off.
http://www.switched.com/2008/11/14/why-you-should-never-try-to-steal-a-law-students-laptop/?rss
